Friends

“True Friendship”

· When you are said, I will plot ways to get revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.

· When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

· When you smile, I will know you finally got laid

· When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get

· When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

· When you are confused, I will use little words.

· When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want to catch whatever you have.

· When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

· This is my oath. . . I pledge it to the end. “Why?” you may ask? “Because you are my friend.”